Reminder: You should Google your name plus ‘the hedgehog’

Everyday internet wisdom tells us that if you can dream it, it exists online. I’ve used this technique with great success to find everything from knickknacks for my apartment to deeply unfortunate photos.

Speaking of which! In light of recent news that we may be getting a Sonic the Hedgehog movie directed by the guy who directed Deadpool, I thought I’d share this great technique. First, open your browser to Google. Then, enter your name followed by the search term “the hedgehog.” There is approximately a 95 percent chance — a statistic I made up just now — that by using this method you will discover your very own Sonic the Hedgehog persona!

Just look at a quick search for Megan the Hedgehog:


I will accept no blame for any NSFW images you may find, so consider this your only warning. If you’re wondering why these exist at all, let me just remind you that what is Sonic may never die — no matter how much you might wish for it.

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